astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Things that say a lot about people: 

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts
❝ The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly. ❞

- F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby (via words-and-coffee)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sapphire1707:

Nightwings in Flames | by DanielHerr

whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.